The last time I had to look presentable for work was about 40 pounds ago. Now that I have to look like a human being again, I've had problems finding anything that still fits me, but I do still have some clothing items from back in the day that I feel bad not wearing.
I thought these pants fit a little better than they did. Since I don't have a belt, I wore super high heels to make up for it so the bottom of the pants didn't drag on the ground. I realize this is not how most people handle things, but it made sense at 8:30 in the morning when I was trying to get my act together and to work on time.
By the time I got to the office, it made a whole lot less sense. By lunch time, I remembered why I vehemently dislike these shoes. And by the time I was out of work, I had absolutely no idea what I was thinking by wearing these stupid things. They're slightly too big, they hurt my feet, and I have to retrain myself on the difficult task of walking every time I get up from my chair.
However, the bottom of my pants did not get wet in the puddles I had to (rather slowly) walk through. So, technically, I did accomplish my goal by wearing these dreadful shoes. Who's smarter than me?
I like you recreating the teetering motion. And when have you ever been 40 pounds heavier? Please, you've always been so skinny!
ReplyDeleteI was about 165 in '09. Somebody really should have slapped the fork out of my hand. That was ridiculous. Round is not a good look for me.
ReplyDeleteHeels look so good...but hurt so bad
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