September 29, 2011

Stilts

Day 272

The invention of heels was surely the work of an evil genius. They cause excruciating foot, ankle, and calf pain, but they are part of the reason my legs look as toned as they do. I also believe that they must have been invented by a man. No woman would do this to herself, for one. And only a man would want to put a woman through hell while simultaneously getting aroused by staring at her legs.

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