Don't look at me, I'm hideous!

Day 118

I showed up to work today with a big swollen bruise on my forehead from my face plant into the wall last night. I actually covered up the bruise pretty well with makeup, but as Mat rather accurately described it, the left side of my face looked "a little Cro-Magnon-like." Sweet, which way are the auditions for the next Geico commercial? Upon relaying the story of my unbelievable clumsiness, Mat started teasing me that I needed to get Life Alert. I laughed about it at the time, but sadly enough, he might be right. I may actually benefit from having an "I've fallen and I can't get up" button.